I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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