You really coming over, don't trick.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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