Sponge bath it is.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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