Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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