We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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