You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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