ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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