Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Randomize
