she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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