: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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