Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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