so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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