im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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