do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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