I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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