Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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