I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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