Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
