he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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