You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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