I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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