K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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