last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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