return my video game
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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