What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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