We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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