I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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