When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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