I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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