that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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