I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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