We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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