I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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