I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
