My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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