singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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