Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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