Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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