he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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