Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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