I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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