Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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