yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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