Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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