WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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