who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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