You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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