Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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