cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I need moral support for this bender
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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