I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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