This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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